Catch Phrases to songs?

The metro london reported today that Chico, X factor reject was knocked off the number one spot in the UK charts so my question is how the hell did he get there in the first place. We all know he can't sing and the song was created out some useless catch phrase "Its Chico time". What is the world coming to? What topped it all for me was when I turned over to the dancehall charts and found out that number one was "Bad man forward" by Ding Dong. Firstly who the hell call themselves Ding dong? Secondly the song is literally made up of the lyrics "Bad man forward, bad man pull up" and that's it. The phrase is reapeated for another 2 minutes and that's it. A whole song made up of some stupid catch phrase some 'mans' must have uttered in a 'dance' under heavy influence of substances and the next thing we know it's number one on the charts. What's next? A song about frogs? Oh wait we already have the crazy frog both a dance and reggae version.
I came home today and saw the video for Pink's new single Stupid girls and though it was really inspirational. Im tired of watching the same old themes in music videos; scantily clad women, heavy bass and nonsensical string of words put together and called a hook. At last some song that has a positive message for women out there...